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Ye Can't Fool a Scottish Caddy


During his golfing vacation at Martha's Vineyard - President Obama
had been slicing off the tee on every hole.

He asks his Scottish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons for
his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies:

"Aye, there's a piece of shyt on the end of yer driver. "

The President picks up his driver and cleans the club face, at which
point the caddy says:

"No, the other end."
 
The Huffington Post is a great read. Filled with interesting stuff.

Just read a fascinating piece there on the 9 greatest single digit numbers of all time.
 
by the way. I'd like to make an important announcement.

I'm thinking of retiring.

After all, it's almost ten pm here in London.
 
Quote from fhl:

That 1 trillion dollar coin. lol

Can't ya just see someone asking "do you have two 500 billions for a trillion?"
More...

Whose head would you like to see on the Trillion dollar coin ?

Hows about Bush or Odumbo - they wasted most of it on ... I forget what.
 
I had some really great news for my family and so i thought i would share it here, too.

My therapist says that i only need two more sessions and then i can have sharp objects again!
 
I went to see a therapist recently. I told him about my obsessive compulsive disorder, severe depression, claustrophobia, insomnia, attention deficit disorder, agoraphobia and I've been posting my opinions on ET forums


He said, "Have you ever considered suicide?"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's some pretty bad advice.:cool:
 
In order to cure my virulent racism, my therapist asked me to imagine that the shoe was on the other foot.

I had an image of one leg with two shoes on it and one without.

It didn't help much.
 
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