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Modern American Currency

One dollar bill: George Washington
Five dollar bill: Abraham Lincoln
Ten dollar bill: Alexander Hamilton
Twenty dollar bill: Andrew Jackson
Fifty dollar bill: Ulysses S. Grant
One hundred dollar bill: Benjamin Franklin
Food Stamps: Barack Obama

 

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Obama said he was gonna balance the budget.

Yeah, he did.

Now the federal debt and the size of the economy are the same size. Balanced out.

 

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After all is said and done, Obama has said more than he has done.

 

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Under Ronald Reagan, a fine was a tax for doing wrong.
Under Barack Obama, a tax is a fine for doing well.

 

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President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.

 

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Barack O'Bama is now claiming that Ireland is his ancestral home. Kenya believe anything that guy says?

 

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Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama?

A. The Centers for Disease Control gets to use his name first.

 

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It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Obama thought that they must have found his real birth certificate.

 

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Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama snicker?

A. “Born in the U.S.A.”

 

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Q. What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A. Undocumented Democrats.