Once again
@lawrence-lugar has graced us with his presence.
JR: Thanks for stopping by Sugar.
LL: My paper trading options system has been firing on all cylinders. How is your trading going Jo Ro?
JR: I wish I knew. The market has been giving away gold bricks and my system is melting pennies for the scrap value.
LL: Options are the way to go! Sort of like a relationship.
JR: You know how I like to keep my options open! Btw, congrats!! That's a huge confidence booster!
LL: For me or for you?
JR: All of ET! Although it does sort of throw a monkey wrench in the whole idea of karma, reaping what you sow.
LL: Look, I am not here to discuss my indiscretions in a Walmart parking lot.
JR: Speaking of parked cars. Have you tried out Amazon's car delivery service. They will deliver lotion directly to your car.
LL: Not after last week they won't. I found a hot deal on some pink panties that contrasted well with my black 911 key. I got the party pack that includes lube and a giant dildo.
JR: From Amazon?
LL: Of course. I wanted to try out the car delivery service. Anyway, I got a little worked up in anticipation.
JR: At least you weren't at Walmart!
LL: Of course I was. I had my eye on a lactating lady. Right as I was about to finish a Fed Ex truck pulls in beside me. He busts open my door and I splooged all over this brand new Rolex I acquired.
JR: Let me see that watch.
[Larry Sugar grins as he shows off his new time piece.]
JR: That's not a real Rolex!
LL: Of course it is. What makes you think its fake?
JR: The second hand is ticking. A real rolex has a smooth second hand that just spins.
LL: Whatever! This watch is as smooth as I am.
JR: Well, we agree on that! Hey, we've got to go, but I read today that Uranus smells like rotten eggs.
LL: You didn't expect my butt to smell like flowers, did you?!
JR: Touche!! Smooth, as always. Thanks for stopping by Sugar! You are definitely a fan favorite.