Jeff Bezos, most eligible bachelor

This reminds me of a line from a sitcom. The new sheriff was asking the mayor for advice on performing his job, and the mayor replied "The best advise I can give you is hookers and blackjack, it's cheaper in the long run".
 
If you have wondered, whom Jeff has been banging, wonder no more:

https://www.eonline.com/news/100389...ming-laugh-and-more-billions-than-anyone-else

Just to clarify, the girl, not the guy:

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Eh, they have to divorce first for him to become a bachelor. And with the kind of property they'll be dividing this divorce will take a while.
 
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