I am reminded of a joke reading all this.
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, 'Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!'
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"
He said, 'Religious."
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
He said, "Christian.'
I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
He said, "Protestant."
I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said, 'Baptist!"
I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?'
He said, "Baptist Church of God!"
I said, "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
He said, 'Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
I said, 'Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!'
I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.