Don't do it, lylec305. You are attempting to sate a brainless troll, whose non-comprehensions are well-documented throughout this thread.
The rest of us know the history of market options, the role they have played in risk transfer for 400+ years, and the service provided by those that trade in them (on both sides). Explaining any of that further to a noxious poster set at odds to the subject per se, is casting pearls before (that) swine.
The original poster (who watched a worthwhile thread devolve into a debate on whether the world was flat or not) might appreciate an attempt to return to the original subject.
S.H.I.T.!!!!
(So Happy It's Thursday, y'all!)