Yeah, I might jump ship in the near future and trade dex. But frankly, the security part is too much of a bother (you know, the risk of being hacked and all). I'm a simple trader. Just focusing on charts is hard enough. I don't want to get caught up worrying about these other issues, or the probability of that ever happening.
I do have a thread for a dedicated Linux setup to handle and store crypto assets

If you're only trading, it's much simpler setup, purchase a Google Pixel Chromebook and sign up for ExpressVPN
After that, you only have to worry about $200 worth of Eth, and $1k to $10k (or $100k if you want to trade big size with less leverage than me 44x) worth of Usdt or Usdc, all available from Coinbase, Gemini or Kraken
When you're ready, post some questions here and I'll guide you
But you're right. I don't understand why there are so much restrictions placed on BTC here in the states. No BTC!, no CFD!, no This!, no That! Is this to protect the small guys or the wall street? Probably the latter.
I think the latter
True story, the biggest, most regulated TradFi crypto companies operating in the US went bankrupt, Genesis, BlockFi, Voyager, Celsius, FTX (dot-us along with dot-com). Billions upon billion$ worth of crypto assets lost
FTX spent hundreds of millions (maybe billions with the stadium?) of advertising in the US
In contrast, the biggest DeFi crypto platforms (banks and dexes) with as much TVL as those regulated ones, operated perfectly 24/7/365, no circuit-breakers, no bankruptcies, no frozen accounts, no frozen withdrawals, nor limits
AAVE, Uniswap, Pancakeswap, SushiSwap, Venus, SpookySwap (I can go on and on, since I actually cannot think of a single one that had issues throughout that whole shitty period)
Protection offered by regulators vs Protection offered by smart contract code
Result speaks for itself
