Interactive Brokers not answering telephones

allenhobbs · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from kiwi_trader:

Moderators: I'd happily be banned if you'd ban some of the idiots as well.

Please. I volunteer. For the good of the board.

kiwi, Reaver has one foot out the door and the other on a banana peel. He's in Magna's crosshairs.

katesdp · Apr 2, 2008

Wont help with IB but if you need to call the cable guy:

http://gethuman.com/

cabletrader · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from allenhobbs:

kiwi, Reaver has one foot out the door and the other on a banana peel. He's in Magna's crosshairs.

(Talking of bananas Allen, how's your relationship with Jay from BnB Analytics going, is he happy with your preparatory work on ET so far?)

Regards jackstone54's question, can't you get a direct number for your account manager, worked for me when I had an IB account and couldn't get through on their regular number. Does your account number start with an 'F'? If it does I might have some useful numbers, PM me if you want.

stock777 · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from jackstone54:

I could not get anyone on the phone for at least a few hours. Incredible.

Thanks for the hysterical headline.

cstfx · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from forex-forex:

Something not worth repeating

Hey thanks for explaining that for me.

Woosh! Flew right over my head. Don't know what I would have done if I didn't have you to serve as my English-Childish/Childish-English translator.

Reaver · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from cabletrader:

(Talking of bananas Allen, how's your relationship with Jay from BnB Analytics going, is he happy with your preparatory work on ET so far?)

Those links are still just as disturbing as the first time I saw them.

forex-forex · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from cstfx:
Hey thanks for explaining that for me. Woosh! Flew right over my head.

You're welcome. That's what these forums are for.

allenhobbs · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from Reaver:

Those links are still just as disturbing as the first time I saw them.

Almost as disturbing as this one about you, Nate, I mean John.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0504/p02s02-usju.html

Lord help the youngsters you gaze at behind playground fences.

Time for the cops to tighten up your GPS ankle bracelet. Better to put it around your blackhead filled, pockmarked, rubber redneck.

Scary reading about you in the Christian Science Monitor. Real scary.

cabletrader · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from Reaver:

Those links are still just as disturbing as the first time I saw them.

They sure are, but what is even more disturbing is that he now seems to be showing an unhealthy interest in stories about abused children and is trying to encourage others to do the same, he obviously gets some perverse pleasure from it.

Reading some of the comments from people in this thread it's actually quite reassuring, these morons are trading in the same markets, and our profits have to come from somewhere

To think, when I first started trading I was worried I would be pitting my wits against some of the cleverest people, turns out there was nothing to worry about!

cabletrader · Apr 2, 2008

Quote from allenhobbs:

Almost as disturbing as this one about you, Nate, I mean John.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0504/p02s02-usju.html

Lord help the youngsters you gaze at behind playground fences.

Time for the cops to tighten up your GPS ankle bracelet. Better to put it around your blackhead filled, pockmarked, rubber redneck.

Scary reading about you in the Christian Science Monitor. Real scary.

You seriously need some help, no really, you're not right in the head.