I am long term short three on your list, you will lose some on cash, but other 3 can drop 80% in next coming years. We long overdue of depression.

Put everything into a synthetic USD constructed out of BTC hedged with futures.
S&P500 is aweful here since the business cycle is between 8-12 years and if you're unlucky the market crashes right when your fk U money is unlocked
That's Easy. Buy a politician. Or two. ...You've just inherited a life changing sum of money but there are a couple of catches.
- you can't access any of it until Jan 1 2030
- by midnight on Dec 31 2021, you have to choose one of the above assets to hold it in for the entire 8-year duration
You've just inherited a life changing sum of money but there are a couple of catches.
- you can't access any of it until Jan 1 2030
- by midnight on Dec 31 2021, you have to choose one of the above assets to hold it in for the entire 8-year duration
How different would many answers be if S&P were to suddenly drop 40-50% in the next month or so.