How Pizza Hut stopped innovating its pizza and fell behind Domino’s

[destriero]

Bullshit on your savings prowess there. You know those 1,000-sheet-per-roll Scott's TP? You can find them at the local stores for 14 bux for a 20 pack. That is less than $1 per roll. And when the store has them on sale for $10 per pack? $.50 per roll for TP that lasts a long long time. Uber savings.

WTF uses TP? Baby wipes. The ones from Costco made with Tencel.

 

[Overnight]

WTF uses TP? Baby wipes. The ones from Costco made with Tencel.

I'm poor, and cannot afford a membership to Costco. Thus the need for me to find cheep TP.

(I know you will find the silliness in this statement. I'm just silly.)

 

[destriero]

As I mentioned, I am the master of coupon whores. I got 4 various burgers and a medium fry for less than 7 bux with mixing digital and paper coupons. I can live on that for 3 days before I get hungry again, due to the "stick to your ribs" nature of Mickey shitake. .

omg you sound like a impoverished college kid. You seem to have it nailed. I cannot cut coupons it's antithetical to my DNA. My monthly nut is enormous and I now feel guilty.

Tomorrow I am off to SD for a glutathione IV.

 

[destriero]

I'm poor, and cannot afford a membership to Costco. Thus the need for me to find cheep TP.

Like $20 a box of 12. You use two sheets and you're clean as a whistle. A box lasts like three months for a family of five.

 

[Overnight]

omg you sound like a impoverished college kid. You seem to have it nailed. I cannot cut coupons it's antithetical to my DNA. My monthly nut is enormous and I now feel guilty.

Tomorrow I am off to SD for a glutathione IV.

I do my best!

Have fun storming the Dakotas!

 

[destriero]

I do my best!

Have fun storming the Dakotas!

San Diego.

 

[Cuddles]

lol that was great. I wanted to punch him at first (well everyone). "I intentionally order toppings that nobody likes... whiskey."

his written rantings are hilarious. The vids are hit or miss:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com/

WTF uses TP? Baby wipes. The ones from Costco made with Tencel.

I generally get the bulk off w/dry paper, then squeaky clean w/wet towels, dry off w/paper. I really just need to get over my homophobia and bite the bullet for a bidet.

 

[Overnight]

Like $20 a box of 12. You use two sheets and you're clean as a whistle. A box lasts like three months for a family of five.

Wait a minute. Scientifically speaking, this in not viable. What if you have a really messy ass?

You are assuming two sheets per wipe.

That is about $2.50 per wipe. How is that economical when I can use 50 sheets per 1000-sheet roll to achieve the same level of cleanliness, which would cost $0.0025 dollars per wipe, at $0.50 per roll?

 

[destriero]

his written rantings are hilarious. The vids are hit or miss:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com/

I generally get the bulk off w/dry paper, then squeaky clean w/wet towels, dry off w/paper. I really just need to get over my homophobia and bite the bullet for a bidet.

We have one and you gotta get the one that fires at an angle so you don't corrupt the sprayer. Takes some getting used to... or go to Tokyo.

We have a Toto (fires down/faucet).

 

[Overnight]

San Diego.

I tell you what... The best solution is the damned bidet. I am now hearing adverts on the radio for some bidet attachment you can apply to the standard toilet. That's what we all need, a bidet. Viva le' Frenchie wipes!