How $$$MR. MARKET$$$ made 22 consecutive profitable trades:

picknclick · Jun 19, 2003

AP..
NEW YORK

In a stunning and dramatic take over bid, Mr. Market Enterprises (CHEES) on the NYSE, has been taken over by ASSENT, LLC (ASS)

This stunning merger came at the expense of Shill Securities (SHILL) and it's officers. According to unnamed sources, The ASS offer was too good for Mr. Market to pass up. In a bold move the ASS people pulled an end around on Shill and were able to close the deal quickly and painlessly. The newly merged company will be renamed Cheese-Ass and will immediately bring profits to the sagging ASS bottom line.

Shill Securities has refused comment, pending a review of the Cheese-Ass deal.

TM_Direct · Jun 19, 2003

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We at Shill , think this Cheese-Ass deal smells fishy

dotslashfuture · Jun 19, 2003

Quote from TM_Direct:

OK In defense of the Big fella...I have tried over and over again to figure it out and have had several PM conversations , yet not once has he ever tried to sell me anything .....although, Im sure if her gets up to a 1000 or so members he could hawk a weekly newsletter for $1.00 a month, but hey, that's capitalism

thats exactly what I was thinking.

Also, how did he get 600 members ?

mrmarket · Jun 19, 2003

Quote from dotslashfuture:

thats exactly what I was thinking.

Also, how did he get 600 members ?

Obviously all of the people want to read about all of my lousy stock picks and continuous lies. <vbg>

Glad to hear some of you ET folks aren't as dense as you seem to be sometimes.

TM_Direct · Jun 20, 2003

Quote from mrmarket:

Obviously all of the people want to read about all of my lousy stock picks and continuous lies. <vbg>

Glad to hear some of you ET folks aren't as dense as you seem to be sometimes.

I give credit where credit is do ....If you continue to have consistent results and some of these losing positions work out, you could make a nice little following people who would most likely pay $1.00 a month to see you latest pick...heck, it worked for the Cabot letter

OPTIONAL777 · Jun 20, 2003

TM_Direct · Jun 20, 2003

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Do you tend to subscribe to gay threads?

ttrader · Jun 20, 2003

Quote from TM_Direct:

Do you tend to subscribe to gay threads?

No

OPTIONAL777 · Jun 23, 2003

mrmarket · Jul 3, 2003

Quote from dookie:

his new pick is '' SSYS '' .... he says he bought at 33.35

lets watch and see how this fool does.

SSYS is at 35.59...I'm up 6.3%. Now who is the fool?