AP..
NEW YORK
In a stunning and dramatic take over bid, Mr. Market Enterprises (CHEES) on the NYSE, has been taken over by ASSENT, LLC (ASS)
This stunning merger came at the expense of Shill Securities (SHILL) and it's officers. According to unnamed sources, The ASS offer was too good for Mr. Market to pass up. In a bold move the ASS people pulled an end around on Shill and were able to close the deal quickly and painlessly. The newly merged company will be renamed Cheese-Ass and will immediately bring profits to the sagging ASS bottom line.
Shill Securities has refused comment, pending a review of the Cheese-Ass deal.
NEW YORK
In a stunning and dramatic take over bid, Mr. Market Enterprises (CHEES) on the NYSE, has been taken over by ASSENT, LLC (ASS)
This stunning merger came at the expense of Shill Securities (SHILL) and it's officers. According to unnamed sources, The ASS offer was too good for Mr. Market to pass up. In a bold move the ASS people pulled an end around on Shill and were able to close the deal quickly and painlessly. The newly merged company will be renamed Cheese-Ass and will immediately bring profits to the sagging ASS bottom line.
Shill Securities has refused comment, pending a review of the Cheese-Ass deal.
