How did you do for 2011?

Quote from atticus:

Agreed, and I get to bang you wife/significant other in the ass. Won't be the first time.
hopefully you've developed an appreciation for BBW
 
Quote from arbs-r-us:

I'm headed to dinner now, but I will have a plan for each and every element of this guaranteed by an escrow account. Ill post the plan here later.

I'll need to take possession of the $50,000, if just to hand it over again when I lose, right? Not that I doubt your veracity or anything.
 
Quote from bhardy307:

... living on food stamps.
it took me a while to learn, it doesn't matter how many food stamps you give to a skinny woman, that still won't make her any less of a bitch.

Life takes on new meaning when before you go out she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

And you reply, "Oh yeah baby, it makes you look reallly fat."

That's why almost any bet that involves an old wife is usually a win/win deal.

If you win you win, if you lose she's fat.
 
Quote from oldtime:

it took me a while to learn, it doesn't matter how many food stamps you give to a skinny woman, that still won't make her any less of a bitch.

Life takes on new meaning when before you go out she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

And you reply, "Oh yeah baby, it makes you look reallly fat."

That's why almost any bet that involves an old wife is usually a win/win deal.

If you win you win, if you lose she's fat.
oh, sorry I got it wrong, I thought the bet was, if I lose I have to screw your wife
 
Quote from oldtime:

it took me a while to learn, it doesn't matter how many food stamps you give to a skinny woman, that still won't make her any less of a bitch.

Life takes on new meaning when before you go out she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

And you reply, "Oh yeah baby, it makes you look reallly fat."

That's why almost any bet that involves an old wife is usually a win/win deal.

If you win you win, if you lose she's fat.

:D :D

Ok, but I was actually just teasing the guy who boasts about 5 million. Just teasingly suggesting he's broke and living off of a welfare check and food stamps.
 
at anyrate, I made so much money trading they can't keep track of it all (it's been hard ever since they outlawed cigarettes in here.) But I'm up several condoms and more than a few cans of shaving cream, plus about two hours of internet service (not to mention an extra hour of visiting time on Easter Sunday.)
 
Quote from oldtime:

at anyrate, I made so much money trading they can't keep track of it all (it's been hard ever since they outlawed cigarettes in here.) But I'm up several condoms and more than a few cans of shaving cream, plus about two hours of internet service (not to mention an extra hour of visiting time on Easter Sunday.)

... and your significant other's name is "Bubba". Does he provide the soap?
 
Quote from bhardy307:

:D :D

Ok, but I was actually just teasing the guy who boasts about 5 million. Just teasingly suggesting he's broke and living off of a welfare check and food stamps.
well take your bullshit to some other thread. This is a serious discussion among eliite traders talking truthfully about how much money they made in the market this year. There's a time and a place for teasing. I think they call it the strategy forum.
 
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