Quote from arbs-r-us:
I'm headed to dinner now, but I will have a plan for each and every element of this guaranteed by an escrow account. Ill post the plan here later.
it took me a while to learn, it doesn't matter how many food stamps you give to a skinny woman, that still won't make her any less of a bitch.Quote from bhardy307:
... living on food stamps.
oh, sorry I got it wrong, I thought the bet was, if I lose I have to screw your wifeQuote from oldtime:
it took me a while to learn, it doesn't matter how many food stamps you give to a skinny woman, that still won't make her any less of a bitch.
Life takes on new meaning when before you go out she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
And you reply, "Oh yeah baby, it makes you look reallly fat."
That's why almost any bet that involves an old wife is usually a win/win deal.
If you win you win, if you lose she's fat.
Quote from oldtime:
it took me a while to learn, it doesn't matter how many food stamps you give to a skinny woman, that still won't make her any less of a bitch.
Life takes on new meaning when before you go out she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
And you reply, "Oh yeah baby, it makes you look reallly fat."
That's why almost any bet that involves an old wife is usually a win/win deal.
If you win you win, if you lose she's fat.
Quote from oldtime:
at anyrate, I made so much money trading they can't keep track of it all (it's been hard ever since they outlawed cigarettes in here.) But I'm up several condoms and more than a few cans of shaving cream, plus about two hours of internet service (not to mention an extra hour of visiting time on Easter Sunday.)
well take your bullshit to some other thread. This is a serious discussion among eliite traders talking truthfully about how much money they made in the market this year. There's a time and a place for teasing. I think they call it the strategy forum.Quote from bhardy307:
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Ok, but I was actually just teasing the guy who boasts about 5 million. Just teasingly suggesting he's broke and living off of a welfare check and food stamps.