"You're short a naked call either way" Do you actually know what you're typing or do the words just fall out of your butt?
Wow. You're clueless.
If you hedge your equity position with a short MNQ you have just 1 short call exposure but you have no idea what that even means.

Dest gave you the best way to deal with it but it's so far over your head you have no idea what he's even saying.