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Quote from bontrjd:

Tim,
There are 2 sides to every trade. Out of 1024 trades, on average one trader will be right 10 times in a row. That is no guarantee that he or she will be right in the future. I don't think you are a fraud because you turned 13k into 1 million (good job by the way), I think you are a fraud because the markets have changed and you haven't. You are still a smug, arrogant prick who can't make money now and is turning to free publicity on boards and blogs to try and earn cash. Your buy my book spam is pathetic and you are so self-absorbed I doubt your story is worthwile other than I was in the right place at the right time and now I am not, which is not original or helpful. If you had focused more on psychology and how each step affected your personal and trading life, that would have been more interesting.

Most of all, you are just an asshole with nothing to offer other than the shock value of acting like an idiot. If you treated people better or learned more about market fundamentals, most of us wouldn't hate you so much. You haven't made money in years, you self-publish, over promote, and call people "bitches" among other things. That is why I think you are yesterday's news. If you could entertain without alienating and discuss the market and sound like a market professional instead of sounding like a teenager that needs a spanking, it would be differrent. It will never happen though. You are a fraud until further notice. Spamming these boards won't help your cause. You might think you are great at promotion, but you mistimed your rollout and many who would have bought your book will be sick of you before it comes out. I predict you won't make more than $50,000 tops.

P.S. You're me against the world mentality might have helped you when you were a short seller, but it won't help you at all in the author, vendor, seminar professions. You aren't making the distinction between occupations.

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Quote from optioncoach:

Bernie Schaeffer was a very well respected option guru and wrote a few books and has an advisory service. However this year I get 4 spam mails a week from him touting some service with 100% accuracy or some stupid claim. Many others get this spam from him and many have claimed the service is pretty random in results. His mailings which I have been getting unfortunately also sound like the worst cheesy spam mail.

If you talk to many people now they think pretty low of him. He has moved from guru status to just another salesman with stupid market claims to sell a newsletter and his book is not one many recommend anymore.

Plenty of newbies still probably sign up as they do not know any better. But those of us who know options have lost a lot of respect for him and his legacy or respect has faded pretty much. As newbies lose money with him he will also lose that business soon too.

Tim, you are going down this path. You made a million but you are pretty young and it will not last to long (especially if you intend to have a boyfriend or get married).

The book and these TV shows are the lowest form to squeeze the last bit of money out. Where will you be in 4 years? The fad will end and you will see the truth I wish to impart on you.

If you got lucky making the big money then recent performance should tell you it is time to really learn the market. If you dump the trading to simply ride the book and a TV show you will be out of options in about 3 to 4 years at most when this runs its course.

You are too young and you need to think of the now and how to add longevity to your career. Your performance cuts off future hope of adding new investors. The book will be hot for about 6 - 9 months after its release and then sputter out as that is the way it goes. Even Cramer's books have that peak and then land in the bargain bins.

So you suffer from the same sin of hubris all young people do when they get some lucky success (your words not mine), they think the train will last forever. When the book dies down and you say the same things day in and day out the networks will simply cancel the show and move on leaving you behind.

Your image is more important now more than ever as your trading is all but gone. I am being very honest with you as some who has written a book. You get a pop and it dies down cause someone else is writing a book too.

Claiming that being arrogant and cocky is good TV leads me to ask you one question. Where are all those people from the Real World episodes? Why do you think so many come back for The Gauntlet fighting over money, cause the gravy train stopped.

Print out this post and read it again in 3 years and you will see I gave you honest advice without flaming you. Fame cares nothing for you and neither does entertainment people, they want ratings and money and as soon as your hypoe dies down and people see the recent trading returns they will turn away.

Either look to lengthen your career or milk it now as the cow will die in 3 years. Not being harsh but it is the truth.
 
Quote from EPrado:

Thank god you are back. You are by far the most entertaining member on ET. Please stay.

Hey...on your way here can you pick up some beer and some pizza.....get enough for you, me, and all of your split personalities.


Have a nice day.





Ps. Say hi to Seben for me. Is he your lawyer?


lol I agree, he is by far the best....as fun as it was kicking Tudor_Jones ass...he was just a fool.....and subsequently got boring...but Paraclese is a different animal altogether!

lol Seben is his lawyer (like Fear and Loathing:D )

If you talk to Paraclese before I do, can you ask him to pick me up one of those Pzone's if he's getting pizza? I'm sure he wouldn't mind swinging by since it's pretty much on the way.
 
Book Review
An American Hedge Fund by Timothy Sykes, BullShip Press, Hamden, Conn., forthcoming Oct. 1, 2007, 267 pp., $19.95 (paper).

It happens often enough. A smart kid discovers stock trading after getting his hands on some money—from his bar mitzvah and the family jewelry business, in Timothy Sykes' case. He makes money trading; he's hooked. He trades day and night and makes more money. Attending school is deadly dull by comparison. The obvious next step is to start a hedge fund.

Mr. Sykes, something of an expert on micro-cap stocks and a millionaire before his 22nd birthday, started Cilantro Fund Partners LP in 2003 during his senior year at college. This occasionally entertaining but badly flawed book is the story of his rise and fall as money manager.

Highlights include his appearances on CNBC and other media, his being named a top trader by a magazine and his adventures as a connoisseur of food and models—the lissome kind. Now he's also become a publisher by setting up BullShip Press to publish his own book. The name of the press evidently reflects what he thinks of most titles in the hedge fund genre.

He's a very enterprising 20-something, but clearly a young 20-something in the way he sees things. He hated Tufts University from the start, he explains, because it was cold, "[t]he girls were overwhelmingly unattractive" and he had to work hard to get good grades. So he transferred elsewhere and eventually received his degree.

But the bulk of the book is about his trades, successful and otherwise. This litany of ticker symbols quickly gets wearisome for a reader who is not a day trader in micro-cap stocks. The personal insights Mr. Sykes offers, like "My ego drove me, but I also shared my thoughts because I was pleased that everyone made money right alongside me," don't help much.

Around 1,000 hedge funds are launched each year and nearly the same number of funds fail every year. It is easy to start one but extremely difficult for a fund to survive over the long haul. The saving grace of this book is that it gives a sense of a young person trying to get into the business, but it is riddled with clichés and undeveloped notions picked up from others.

Unfortunately Mr. Sykes attempts to bolster his tale with a rant about a well-known policy issue. He blames the failure of his fund on the U.S. regulatory regimen that forbids hedge funds to solicit investments. Even the staff of the Securities and Exchange Commission has acknowledged that the gag rule is not useful. But regulatory barriers are not Mr. Sykes' real problem.

He suggests the publicity he generated, for instance by starring in a reality show, would have helped him raise capital if he had been free to tell people about his fund. But the effect of any SEC restriction is beside the point because he lost big time in 2006, and his clients left because of the steep loss.

It is just as well that Cilantro Fund remained tiny. Mr. Sykes' one notable big trade was a disaster that proved he lacked a viable investment strategy. He bought illiquid shares in a software startup, became enamored of the company and invested more in it. The future looked great. "I truly believed this one investment would propel me to the next level in 2006," he wrote.

"The Black Swan" by Nassim Nicholas Taleb (Random House, April 2007), an entirely different sort of book from a very different sort of trader, helps one understand such common mistakes. "The Black Swan" has rapidly become required reading in the financial industry, just in time for the mortgage shock Previous HedgeWorld Story.

Mr. Sykes lost about 26% on assets of $1.2 million and is still holding a good chunk of the software startup that brought him down, the stock being too illiquid to unload. He had in effect transformed himself from a day trader into a venture capitalist, recognizing only after the event that his experience is in trading, not venture capital. Can you say style drift?

The book comes with a table of the fund's audited returns and is described as "a novel" in the publicity material, presumably to get around the solicitation ban.

The raucous media hype around Mr. Sykes shows how very desperate the media are to trot out anyone who can be called a hedge fund manager. No established money manager has put on a flamboyant TV show the way Mr. Sykes has. His real skill might be celebrity showmanship rather than money management.

Now some kids want his help to start their own hedge funds, probably attracted by visions of dating models. Investors should really make sure to give money only to fund managers who are adults in the full sense of the word.

CKurdas@HedgeWorld.com
 
Timmay Fund Audited Performance (3/2003 - 6/2007):

Compounded Annual Return: 1.52% (underperformed money market rates, with much higher risk)

Timmay Fund Sharpe Ratio (Annualized): -0.06
(may as well do a coin flip, or give up and go on TV/self-publish etc)




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Quote from TimothySykes:

.... You guys just don't understand that the numbers don't tell the whole story----words do---
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..he he he... It's an IQ test: 1)trust audited performance, or 2)trust "timmays words"

.... hmmm....
 
Quote from WoodyAllen:

Timmay Fund Audited Performance (3/2003 - 6/2007):

Compounded Annual Return: 1.52% (underperformed money market rates, with much higher risk)

Timmay Fund Sharpe Ratio (Annualized): -0.06
(may as well do a coin flip, or give up and go on TV/self-publish etc)

You gotta give it up, you're embarrassing yourself. Even with my subpar numbers, I'm still waaaaay ahead of most short bias funds. If you wanted to be objective, you'd post their numbers; only then would you be able to pass judgment on me. C'mon do it.
 
Quote from TimothySykes:

..... Even with my subpar numbers, I'm still waaaaay ahead of most short bias funds....
Tim, you are only fooling yourself!

Smart investors would only compare your poor returns with what they could get with safe investments like money market.

Tim, serious/accredited investors would never go near you.

I know your reply: "you do not know my plans"

OK, but we can only assume you know that your Fund will slowly die away...
 
Quote from Darkside:

Tim,

All bullshit aside,


Sometimes I think you're a worthless piece of shit.

Sometimes I just feel sorry for you.

Hahaha, it's nice to know you care. But don't feel too bad, my life isn't that bad and it's about to get a whole lot more interesting!
 
Quote from WoodyAllen:



Tim, serious/accredited investors would never go near you.

I know your reply: "you do not know my plans"

OK, but we can only assume you know that your Fund will slowly die away...

Actually my reply is that you don't know who I'm talking to. Serious/ accredited investors are loving me right now and I have some big backers for the future...
 
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