Hedge Fund Book

[Darkside]

Quote from EPrado:

This shit is too funny.....I anxiously await what tommorrow brings in this place....is like the fucking Twilight Zone in here at times.


They are gonna have to close this thread when his book comes out....its gonna be armageddon in here.

Tim will be unvailing a new video phone service where you can see his oblong head while you talk to him. Probably will have an infomercial running at 3 am every day.

Michael Scott will be posting more pictures of himself riding go carts.

and Paraclese will unvail 10 more alter egos/personalities. I hope one speaks russian or something....just to mix it up a bit.


I dont think I will be able to handle all of this.

I actually saw someone wearing sackcloth with a board sign strapped to them walking around the bookstore ringing a bell talking about Timmy and the Cataclysm.

Seben is probably gonne get pissed if there's any more competition....maybe paraclese's head will pop...

Yeah looking forward to Tim setting up his service where you text TIM04* on your cell phone and he will send you daily text messages with sage trading advice.


Looks like Timmay and the Chuck Norris Total Gym will be duking it out for prime time infomercial spots. But Paraclese and Seben can probably help him out in that dept. Maybe in exchange for therapy and free phone calls to Tim's hotline Paraclese and Seben can be Tim's bodyguard (s?).

 

[Addicted2Ticks]

Quote from Darkside:

I actually saw someone wearing sackcloth with a board sign strapped to them walking around the bookstore ringing a bell talking about Timmy and the Cataclysm.

Seben is probably gonne get pissed if there's any more competition....maybe paraclese's head will pop...

Yeah looking forward to Tim setting up his service where you text TIM04* on your cell phone and he will send you daily text messages with sage trading advice.


Looks like Timmay and the Chuck Norris Total Gym will be duking it out for prime time infomercial spots. But Paraclese and Seben can probably help him out in that dept. Maybe in exchange for therapy and free phone calls to Tim's hotline Paraclese and Seben can be Tim's bodyguard (s?).

Only if Parapleaseme could get Timmay to meet him for drinks after...seems like they'd get along just fine...if you get my drift, Dude

 

[Darkside]

Quote from Addicted2Ticks:

Only if Parapleaseme could get Timmay to meet him for drinks after...seems like they'd get along just fine...if you get my drift, Dude

Bow chicka wow wow

 

[stupididiot]

From Timmaay's Myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/richassjew

Joe Dirt sez:

Whattup playa?

how uncommon is it for someone like you to be a trader AND a ladies man?

i thought I was the only one!

 

[stupididiot]

One more from From Timmaay's Myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/richassjew

From Twentysomething

May 28 2007 3:42P

Tim!!! Where the F are you? I repeat, where the F are you?

______________________________
Seriously, Tim, it sounds like "Twentysomething" really wants to get in touch with you again. You should call him back - it might be about some test results or something.

 

[Darkside]

Quote from stupididiot:

One more from From Timmaay's Myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/richassjew

From Twentysomething

May 28 2007 3:42P

Tim!!! Where the F are you? I repeat, where the F are you?

______________________________
Seriously, Tim, it sounds like "Twentysomething" really wants to get in touch with you again. You should call him back - it might be about some test results or something.

I saw that earlier on his page, but I was so busy ripping on Seben that I forgot about it.

Yeah must've been those commericals on MTV about getting tested that caused this fiasco.

 

[TimothySykes]

Quote from Darkside:

I saw that earlier on his page, but I was so busy ripping on Seben that I forgot about it.

Yeah must've been those commericals on MTV about getting tested that caused this fiasco.

That's my freshman year roommate, I haven't talked to him in a while. Are you guys seriously this pathetic?

 

[EPrado]

Each day this gets funnier.....now his myspace buddies are appearing.....the dude in the 2nd pic.......well.....I dont know where to start...so much ammo...so little time.

Anyways......5 min to the open..

PARACLESE PLEASE REPORT TO THIS THREAD....YOU GET TO RING THE BELL TODAY.


Did any of you guys notify the good people at Creedmore to let Paraclese out of his cage early this morning ?

Quote from Darkside:

I saw that earlier on his page, but I was so busy ripping on Seben that I forgot about it.

Yeah must've been those commericals on MTV about getting tested that caused this fiasco.

 

[WoodyAllen]

From Twentysomething

May 28 2007 3:42P

Tim!!! Where the F are you? I repeat, where the F are you?

Quote from EPrado:

Each day this gets funnier.....now his myspace buddies are appearing.....the dude in the 2nd pic.......well.....I dont know where to start...so much ammo...so little time.

There is so much really funny material on this thread...where to start?... Timmay and twentysomethings special relationship? important medical test results for both guys?...

...how can any potential Fund investor take Timmay seriously when he is doing the "Dial-A-Timmay" gig instead of managing a "successful hedge fund"?......

 

[Darkside]

Quote from EPrado:

Each day this gets funnier.....now his myspace buddies are appearing.....the dude in the 2nd pic.......well.....I dont know where to start...so much ammo...so little time.

Anyways......5 min to the open..

PARACLESE PLEASE REPORT TO THIS THREAD....YOU GET TO RING THE BELL TODAY.


Did any of you guys notify the good people at Creedmore to let Paraclese out of his cage early this morning ?

I called Creedmore but no answers over there. They aren't responding to text messages either.
Maybe Seben will let paraclese come play today.