Greatest Movie Lines of All Time

License to kill gophers by the government
of the United Nations.

Man...free to kill gophers at will.

To kill, you must know your enemy.

In this case, my enemy is a varmint,
and a varmint will never quit...

Ever! They're like the Viet Cong.
Varmint Cong!

So what you have to do,
you have to fall back
on superior firepower...

...and superior intelligence.
 
Quote from hoodooman:

"We don't need no stinking badges". Treasury of the Sierra Madres.
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Vamonos!!

--Blazing Saddles--
 
"Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it. "

Jeremiah Johnson
 
Quote from Ricter:

"Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it. "

Jeremiah Johnson

now there's a good movie!


"...I look up, I look down. I look up. See, there's nothing to it!"

Jimmy Stewart - Hitchcock's "Vertigo"
 
"I think we should look at this from the military point of view. I mean, supposing the Russkies stashes away some big bomb, see. When they come out in a hundred years they could take over... In fact, they might even try an immediate sneak attack so they could take over our mineshaft space... I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new developments are going to cause any change in Soviet expansionist policy. I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mineshaft space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!"

- General Buck Turgidson
 
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