Greatest Movie Lines of All Time

"Then, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation."

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"I'm a zit. Get it?"

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"Thank you sir may I have another!"

Animal House
 
-- Aliens 2 or 3 --

Male crew member aproaches female crew member bench-pressing (or some sort of heavy workout).

Male "Have you every been mistaken for a man?"

Female "No....have you?"
 
A chevy chase movie..not sure which one.

"Here's a quarter. Why dont you go downtown, and hire a rat to gnaw that thing off your face."
 
The Godfather is listening to Johnny Fontane describe his problems with the Hollywood studio exec

Fontane: There's this man in Hollywood, Godfather...

Godfather (interrupting him): What's his name?

The Godfather doesn't need to know anything else about the guy.

Always thought that was one of the greatest deliveries I ever saw. The line is nothing, but watch Brando deliver it.
 
Mary (Nicolette Scorsese): "Can I show you something?"

Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase): "Ah. I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. "

Mary: "For your wife or your girlfriend?"
Clark: "What? What happened? Whoof! I guess it wouldn't be any... Whoa! It wouldn't be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than - hotter than they are. Whoo! It is warm in here."

Mary: "Well, you have your coat on."

Clark: "Oh, do I? How did that happen?"

Mary: "Because, it's cold out."

Clark: "Yes, it's a bit nippely out. I mean nippy out. (laughs) What did I say, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air though."

Mary: "Can I take something out for you?"

Clark: "(laughs) I was just looking at something for my wife, god rest her soul."

Mary: "Oh god, I'm so sorry."

Clark: "Oh no no no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history. And, obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And, there are plenty of shopping days left until aduteries - adulthood - which is to say christmas, as in yule, yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sence that you think I said I did. (laughs) Good golly. Tis the season to be merry."

Mary: "That,s my name."

Clark: "No shit!"
 
'Breaker' Morant:

"Shoot straight ya bastards
don't make a bloody mess of it"

Airplane!:

"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

CADDYSHACK:

"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
 
Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorite movies.

Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

Harry: I was thinking the same thing.

Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man.




Hey guys! Big Gulps huh? Well, see you later!


Lloyd: Still want to go to Aspen?
Harry: Oooohh Yeah!

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