Ken, sorry to hear about your dog. Really.
But judging by your affinity to all things rubber, I'm thinking:
But judging by your affinity to all things rubber, I'm thinking:
No arguments there.dogs are wonderful little people
Neither do the dollsthey never argue or bitch and moan. they dont care a fk if you leave your clothes on the ground : p and dogs never argue

His wife would know it's coming, they always do.Ken, you are one messed-up dude. You got our sympathy when you told us your dog had passed.
So now you ask for advice on what kind of dog to placate your wife with, so when YOU TELL HER YOU WANT A DIVORCE, the blow of THAT news won't be as bad for her?
I mean, that is nice, that you want to soften the blow, but bad in that you think you giving her divorce papers out of nowhere will not hurt her a great deal?
Unless she already knows it is coming, of course. I read it like you are going to surprise her with divorce. Am I wrong, and you guys have this plan set in motion together? Uncontested?
You can hire Darc and Dawn to cleanup the shiat and to deflate your skanks.lol... rubber is a symptom, i need to solve by splitting, then dating real women vs other kind...
"symptoms your marriage is headed for divorce..." = you start buying fembots on ebay" lol
well regardless im getting another dog cuz i love dogs, they never argue or bitch and moan. they dont care a fk if you leave your clothes on the ground : p and dogs never argue
dogs are wonderful little people
You can call their mom a bitch too and get away with it.they never argue or bitch and moan. they dont care a fk if you leave your clothes on the ground : p and dogs never argue
l dogs never argue
dogs are wonderful little people