GBA Presents: RADIO SAVANT-!

vanzandt said:
Are you sure it came out of the dishwasher?

I had a girlfriend way back in the day, and her old man told me... and I kid you not... a racoon came down his chimney that went to the fireplace in their basement... and broke open a couple of his bottles of wine. :D True story.
Old Sicilian dude... it was homemade wine. He bitched about it for years.
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Even after her and I broke up, I'd still see the old man from time to time, he always liked me, and I'd always say "How are those raccoons..." The dude spoke broken English to begin with, but he'd start mumbling "those goddamn racoons".
You know how these old Italians are... within a week he had fabricated these steel mesh boxes to cover all his chimneys that were so quality they probably could have stopped a smart missile from going down the damn chimneys.
 
TrailerParkTed said:
You made a fast $8, killer!
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YOU KNOW I HAD SEX RECENTLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 YEARS OR MORE AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE AWOKEN ME! I WAS AFRAID OF THE OPPOSITE I REALLY WAS -LIKE A PRIZEFIGHTER I THOUGHT MAYBE THE FRUSTRATION OF NOT HAVING SEX WAS HELPING MY RESEARCH BUT NO! YOU CAN HAVE SEX RIGHT BEFORE INVESTING!!!!!!
 
vanzandt said:
Even after her and I broke up, I'd still see the old man from time to time, he always liked me, and I'd always say "How are those raccoons..." The dude spoke broken English to begin with, but he'd start mumbling "those goddamn racoons".
You know how these old Italians are... within a week he had fabricated these steel mesh boxes to cover all his chimneys that were so quality they probably could have stopped a smart missile from going down the damn chimneys.
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LOVE THE STORY. Had he only thought about the Gutter Guard aspect he would of made a million dollars.
 
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