We were traveling by plane to Mallorca first we almost got on the wrong flight to the Canaries!!! I mean they almost let us on. Then We were sitting in the plane on the tarmac when I saw the rolly cart come up with all the bags. back then I traveled with a bright red duffel bag with a monkey on the keychain. All of these bags came with monkeys... And I see them load and then they get to my bag and I see the guy pick it up stare at the tag and then remove it back to the cart before putting my wife's bag on. NO!!! No!!!! I see him drive away!! NO!!!!!
I stand up Nurse Nurse.. I mean attendant, fly lady!! And this stewardess was so rude to me. And withering in tone... OMG " Sir take your seat we are professionals we know what we are doing with the bags. Sit down! " BUT BUT!!! Sir take your seat. Your bag will be on the plane.
So we get to Mallorca and of course no bag. I have nothing. The drive to the hotel was almost two hours!!! I mean other side of the island completely. We arrive at dusk and I am in shorts. This is a fancy place. My wife and I get stoned and walk around the property. We see a lit up section with everyone eating but can't figure out how to get in. I climb over some shrubs and see a glass door-- we enter the dining area. Everybody looks up... we have just basically climbed through a window. Nobody comes in that way...Everyone is dressed to the nines.
That was the night I had my first baked Alaska.
I stand up Nurse Nurse.. I mean attendant, fly lady!! And this stewardess was so rude to me. And withering in tone... OMG " Sir take your seat we are professionals we know what we are doing with the bags. Sit down! " BUT BUT!!! Sir take your seat. Your bag will be on the plane.
So we get to Mallorca and of course no bag. I have nothing. The drive to the hotel was almost two hours!!! I mean other side of the island completely. We arrive at dusk and I am in shorts. This is a fancy place. My wife and I get stoned and walk around the property. We see a lit up section with everyone eating but can't figure out how to get in. I climb over some shrubs and see a glass door-- we enter the dining area. Everybody looks up... we have just basically climbed through a window. Nobody comes in that way...Everyone is dressed to the nines.
That was the night I had my first baked Alaska.
