Futures Market Dead!

[Trader273]

Quote from Rahula Gautama:

What is happening in your United of States? We here in Mumbai are seeing only scores of trades on our HersheyCharts. Firstly we were cursing EasySignal and InteractiveBoken, but nowly we are worring that your markets have been drained of their liquidity by the fiancial diarrhoea. Please advise, as we are being very anxious here.

Only if these exchanges had websites were it told you vital information like when its open and when its closes....too bad they don't. Maybe in the future....

 

[risktaker]

http://www.nyse.com/Frameset.html?nyseref=blockedReferrer&displayPage=/about/1022963613686.html

Quote from Trader273:

Only if these exchanges had websites were it told you vital information like when its open and when its closes....too bad they don't. Maybe in the future....

 

[Bowgett]

Quote from risktaker:

http://www.nyse.com/Frameset.html?nyseref=blockedReferrer&displayPage=/about/1022963613686.html

Bat yu hav two kow eglsh to underthont sat.

 

[blk_lbl]

bloody hell.... you bastards keep making me spit diet coke all over my monitors.

my bloody charts looked like they had some kind of effed up SAR indicator all in random areas and shite.

thanks mjh, JB3, Pekelo, Wayne, and last but not least Rahula Rahula.... having diet coke spew out of one's nose just once in a day is not nearly enough.

those blasted hersheys charts get me every time.



shite.... does this mean i'm not a troll anymore?

 

[Trader273]

Quote from risktaker:

http://www.nyse.com/Frameset.html?nyseref=blockedReferrer&displayPage=/about/1022963613686.html

I was joking. Just pointing out that some people don't do simple research to find out the solution to their problems, they just expect others to give them the answer.

 

[Spectre2007]

5% buyouts from world exchanges of the local bombay exchange. That market is heading for the mother of all collapses. Look at the chart, and look at what the chart looked like in March 2000 of our equity indicies.

Rampant daytrading. Sign of the endtimes.

 

[hypostomus]

Thank you gentlemen, I hope you all enjoyed the fun! What else to do on an off day? Make mine a vente triple mocha latte with curry, please.

 

[ChiBondKing]

hilarious

 

[MattF]

Quote from whitster:

ET is like that. i think it was truman capote who said you lose 5 points of IQ for every year you spend in Southern California. Same could be said for ET

god help you reading it in SC then

 

[Hydroblunt]

OMG, that was some funny sh*t.

Ruhala is a joke poster right? I can't figure it out, being that his level of intelligence is right inline with the borderline retards they have staffing the Indian IT sweatshops and call centers.