Futures Market Dead!

ET is like that. i think it was truman capote who said you lose 5 points of IQ for every year you spend in Southern California. Same could be said for ET

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Quote from Rahula Gautama:

Yesly, now I am understanding. We have that same tradition in my country, "Kill more dissidents, get more holidays".

Yeah...silly Gandhi...and MLK, he was some dissident of those slavery laws huh?
 
You fat felines may jest, but it is being no jesting matter for us here in the Mumbai Coffee Shop and Trading Boutique. With but one ES tick we can be feeding a small family of 20 for over a week. Children will be going hungry here because you are closing your markets to co-memorate a commonplace political murder in your violent country. Plus you cannot be imagining the anxiety we were suffering when we were PVing with no P and no V. If we cannot be SCTing, we cannot be eating!
 
Here is the Mumbai trading team. You can't accuse them of not having big balls! Rahula is the 3rd from the right, standing line....

P.S.: This is the funniest thread ever!
 

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Quote from Rahula Gautama:

You fat felines may jest, but it is being no jesting matter for us here in the Mumbai Coffee Shop and Trading Boutique. With but one ES tick we can be feeding a small family of 20 for over a week. Children will be going hungry here because you are closing your markets to co-memorate a commonplace political murder in your violent country. Plus you cannot be imagining the anxiety we were suffering when we were PVing with no P and no V. If we cannot be SCTing, we cannot be eating!

Yeah, it's definitely our fault that you can't trade your own crap markets...boo hoo.

Uh, MLK's muder wasn't exactly commonplace.

Shouldn't you be cleansing yourself in Allahabad in the Ganges? Yes, some cleansing that must be.
 
Quote from Rahula Gautama:

Children will be going hungry here because you are closing your markets to co-memorate a commonplace political murder in your violent country.

The commemoration is of his birth, not of his death. Thank you for your time.
 
Quote from Wayne Gibbous:

Rahula, put your cousin Sid on the line.

He was at least respectful of the many trader artisans here at ET... :p

Just call the Dell helpdesk, ask for Steve.
 
Quote from Rahula Gautama:

What is happening in your United of States? We here in Mumbai are seeing only scores of trades on our HersheyCharts. Firstly we were cursing EasySignal and InteractiveBoken, but nowly we are worring that your markets have been drained of their liquidity by the fiancial diarrhoea. Please advise, as we are being very anxious here.

Dear Rahula--since it's a slow day here and you dissed my country I have taken my anger out by writing a poem and hence
have not gone out and shot anyone today--Here it is........

RAHOOLA, RAHOOLA
YOU ARE DA FOOLA
CUZ' YOU CAN'T MAKE NO MOOLA

AND YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG
SAYING IT'S A DIARREA THING
WHEN IN FACT IT’S THE BIRTHDAY
OF DOCTOR MARTIN LUTHER KING!!


Hahahahaha--sometimes I crack myself up!


Also Rahula-- I am in agreement with you since I just looked at my hershey chart and there is something wrong today.....

 
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