Quote from max401:
I'm waiting for RS7's house to go up for sale. Figure I could get him to leave some of the junk and then sell the stuff on EBay to reduce the cost.
Vodka glass used when hallucinated about golfing with Glenn Frey.
This broom used as an air guitar in bedroom to jam along with "Whipping Post" in 1971.
Pair of broken mop handles used to schuss Mont Blanc.
Max, you want to buy my house?
You are a bit late. Already sold.
However, you may still be in luck. Sold it to a realtor/speculator. Did some pretty major remodling, so the house is virtually new. No one has lived in it since we moved out and the improvements were made.
She put in a new kitchen and new flooring (24x24 diagnally set Travatine marble (groutless).
Bathrooms also have the same kind of Marble but with "tumble inlays" whatever they are. Triple split floor plan. she took down the pool enclosure (not sure why).
New kitchen features new antique finished cabinets, stainless appliances, 150 year old built in furniture (I have not seen, so I don't know what that means). "Rare exotic granite slab".
Ranch style. Ceilings from 14 to 18 feet. Crown mouldings (another thing I have not seen myself). Pool, dual zone AC (new, I put them in myself about 2 years ago). Cabana bath and shower. Best location in Boca for people with school age kids. Community bordered by Les Jardins to the east, Spanish River high school to the north, Woodfield Hunt Club to the west. and the Carriage Houses at Woodfield to the south.
House is now "for sale by owner" But I am sure it is adverised in the Sun Sentinal since it is apparently not going into MLS.
Call her: Kathleen Kennedy...(561) 702-7313 Fax: 587-5069
4 bedrooms, 3.5 bath, 3200 Sq. Ft under air, pool, corner lot. Colonnade, Boca Raton.
$609,000.
Sorry, no "junk", but I WILL sell you any of the several guitars or amps you may be interested in. I really was considering putting a few on Ebay. I will give you first dibs on the two I am most willing to part with. 93 Fender Strat Ultra, and 91 Fender Rosewood Telecaster. I never play them anymore. My son stopped playing and his Ibanez is more than adequate for my needs. Easier to play and I don't have to get uptight about putting a ding in it, 'cause it will never be a collectors item like the two Fenders.
And he has already dinged it up anyway. But it sounds just fine. Has a Floyd Rose Tremelo, which is a minor downside to me, but I can learn to live with it.
I think it would be healthy for your obsession to actually own something of mine. Of course the house is probably not suitable for you. It is a perfect family house. So a recluse like you wouldn't find much use for it. But the guitars.....who knows, maybe you would get off on just owning a piece of art. Let me know.
And as for the Z4 comment...."allegedly"? You really are a case for the ages. Got my license plate in the mail yesterday. Send me your address, and I will send you the paper plate and temporary registration for your edification. Anything for my sad friend Max!!!
Time to upgrade the RAM in your head. Maybe you are due for a whole new operating system!!!
Peace,
RS