ET Incubates Dissociative Identity Disorder

Quote from NielsBohredBush:

JPM was green with envy, now they are just red and envious. And not precisely of your one-tic stoppers...

Tell that to your dozen cheerleader jerkoffs.

Sure, I'll be sure to do just as you say. As usual they will wonder with amusement at how you connect JPM and trading Fx intraday.

Oh I get it, you are proving the thread header, my little MPD fan :D
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

My decades of analytical practice lead me to suspect some latent hostility here. Brown-nose? Jerkoff? Can brown-nose jerkoff be next? Or will it be jerkoff brown-nose?

When hostility meets amusement a state of perfect harmony exists. I can hardly wait for the next post and it's the w/e :D

Re. your question, let's wait and see...
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

My decades of analytical practice lead me to suspect some latent hostility here. Brown-nose? Jerkoff? Can brown-nose jerkoff be next? Or will it be jerkoff brown-nose?
Doctor Duress: It's very simple: The 'Xspurt cheerleaders' jerkoff while brownnosing the Xspurt, till they all 'spurt' together. They all end up plastered with bodily fluids and shit, everytime.
 
Quote from NielsBohredBush:

It's very simple: The 'Xspurt cheerleaders' jerkoff while brownnosing the Xspurt, till they all 'spurt' together. They all end up all covered in bodyly fluids and shit, everytime.

OK Durf, analyze that. I think he is watching porn while reading ET and posted in the wrong forum.
 
Quote from Xspurt:

OK Durf, analyze that. I think he is watching porn while reading ET and posted in the wrong forum.

To be perfectly candid, I am not sure that that's not me. Do we know each other? I mean, in a non-Biblical, non-shared-bodily-fluids way?
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

To be perfectly candid, I am not sure that that's not me. Do we know each other? I mean, in a non-Biblical, non-shared-bodily-fluids way?

I think we shared some fun examining Hershey's mental problems a few years back. I've brought you another patient in a Bo-Peep kind of way. I think he too is beyond help but that is best left to your professional opinion.
 
Quote from Xspurt:

I think we shared some fun examining Hershey's mental problems a few years back. I've brought you another patient in a Bo-Peep kind of way. I think he too is beyond help but that is best left to your professional opinion.

Oh! I like sheep. Perhaps Bo can help me find one? A stream runs through my property that is just perfect. Knee high.
 
Quote from Duref Mudgins:

Oh! I like sheep. Perhaps Bo can help me find one? A stream runs through my property that is just perfect. Waist high.

Yes that should be deep enough to drown him.
 
Quote from Xspurt:

Is the thought of greatness still there at the end of the day and end of the week?

how about between trips to the bathroom?
 
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