When I saw your post, I immediately went to the freezer and pulled out an icy Kirin Ichiban. I am now half way through it (the beer, not your post) and I still have no clever riposte. You win.
You must really take those queries to the board room with yoohoo, the moon lunatic (purposefully redundant, I know), and the dozen cheerleaders-yesmen that perpetually brownnose you, both online and off.