ET as a Special Case of the Turing Test

lindq · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from Argent:

The goal is to find a case of an intelligent poster corresponding with an idiot imposter who has convinced himself, and the intelligent person, that he is intelligent. Suggestions are welcomed, as this is my first trip to the zoo.

I will help you engage in the test.

Put a question to me that is typical of one on this site. Something like, "What should I trade to make me rich? I have $4,000. to invest."

You will receive a response. And you judge whether or not the response is human or computer.

Grandluxe · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from marketsurfer:

This is the TMZ gossip site of the financial world--- sometimes there is a bit of good stuff mixed in also!

Tyler is that you??

surf

damn buddy did you really lose 100k

Argent · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from marketsurfer:

This is the TMZ gossip site of the financial world--- sometimes there is a bit of good stuff mixed in also!

Tyler is that you??

surf

No. I'm user5 in the file names. The idiot who thinks he knows TA and thinks Hulbert is an expert.

Argent · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from lindq:

I will help you engage in the test.

Put a question to me that is typical of one on this site. Something like, "What should I trade to make me rich? I have $4,000. to invest."

You will receive a response. And you judge whether or not the response is human or computer.

Here goes.

My employer and I paid in $217K to Social Security over my working life. I calculate that if I live to my acturial date I will collect $333K more in benefits I should have if they had invested the taxes at 5%. In the present environment of high risk and low return, how can I hedge against the inevitable loss of some of those benefits due to entitlements cuts?

lindq · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from Argent:

Here goes.

My employer and I paid in $217K to Social Security over my working life. I calculate that if I live to my acturial date I will collect $333K more in benefits I should have if they had invested the taxes at 5%. In the present environment of high risk and low return, how can I hedge against the inevitable loss of some of those benefits due to entitlements cuts?

Hello. I am happy to be of help. 19% of the current federal debt is owned to the Social Security Trust fund. $2.67 trillion dollars has been spent from this fund to provide for operation of the federal government. In place are non-negotiable "special bonds".

Stand by while I calculate the odds of you receiving any social security return from your $217,000 Social Security Taxes.

Waiting....waiting...waiting...

Zero.

ET Turing Reponse: Waiting....waiting....waiting...

FOREX

Your next question please? <<

Argent · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from lindq:

Hello. I am happy to be of help. 19% of the current federal debt is owned to the Social Security Trust fund. $2.67 trillion dollars has been spent from this fund to provide for operation of the federal government. In place are non-negotiable "special bonds".

Stand by while I calculate the odds of you receiving any social security return from your $217,000 Social Security Taxes.

Waiting....waiting...waiting...

Zero.

ET Turing Reponse: Waiting....waiting....waiting...

FOREX

Your next question please? <<

OK. You are a machine. To be specific, an abacus.
That response was very helpful. I will hedge with a cyanide capsule.
My next question is: My employer and I paid $33K in Medicare taxes. Had that been invested at 5% the present value would be about $36K. I pay about $2K a year in ransom money AKA Medicare premiums to gain access to that investment. In the present environment of 10% annual cuts to Medicare providers, how can I hedge so that someone will come if I live to my actuarial date and need to call 911 for a medical emergency?

lindq · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from Argent:

OK. You are a machine. To be specific, an abacus.
That response was very helpful. I will hedge with a cyanide capsule.
My next question is: My employer and I paid $33K in Medicare taxes. Had that been invested at 5% the present value would be about $36K. I pay about $2K a year in ransom money AKA Medicare premiums to gain access to that investment. In the present environment of 10% annual cuts to Medicare providers, how can I hedge so that someone will come if I live to my actuarial date and need to call 911 for a medical emergency?

Hello. Your question has been passed to me.
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I am the HAL 9000 computer. I was born in 1992 in Urbana Illinois.
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cyanide
n cyanide [ˈsaiənaid]
a deadly type of poison.
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Ingesting your Cyanide Capsule is an adequate response to your current situation, and will prevent further healthcare expenditures.
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This action has been approved by the Social Security Administration 12AUG11

zedDoubleNaught · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from Argent:

OK. You are a machine. To be specific, an abacus.
That response was very helpful. I will hedge with a cyanide capsule.
My next question is: My employer and I paid $33K in Medicare taxes. Had that been invested at 5% the present value would be about $36K. I pay about $2K a year in ransom money AKA Medicare premiums to gain access to that investment. In the present environment of 10% annual cuts to Medicare providers, how can I hedge so that someone will come if I live to my actuarial date and need to call 911 for a medical emergency?

I ....

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On second thought, I would like to remove my comment, it does not contribute much to the thread, it just sounded cynical. Sorry.

Argent · Aug 12, 2011

Quote from zedDoubleNaught:

I ....

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On second thought, I would like to remove my comment, it does not contribute much to the thread, it just sounded cynical. Sorry.

Sorry I missed it. Are you the kind of guy who cries out "Theatre!" at a fire?

Lojanica · Aug 13, 2011

Quote from Argent:

Coming from ZeroHedge, I am struck by the dramatic difference in the quality of....

....this is my first trip to the zoo.

I'm surprised you haven't been prison gang raped yet. I suppose your politeness won some respect from the inmates.