(do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?)

Quote from ivanbaj:

Wait till she pops a kid.
Shitting does not compare.
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I took a peek during our first kid. Never, EVER, under any circumstances, should a man be allowed to view the abomination of a birthing.

... nugget coming out of the asshole and the puss at the same time. Got the two mixed up and didn't know if that was a ball of sprouts from her nights dinner, or a Carrie-esque matt of blood and snot covered coif of my boys' head.

He's still curious about why he answers to "Shithead!" so readily.
 
C'mon. If you want to be Gordon Gekko, then wipe your ass like him.

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Quote from el pollo:

Now this is a bit gross, anybody ever have "The perpetual wipe"....that is when there is a small piece of ka-ka left in your tushie and you did not completely empty your bowel?

You have to just wait to poo to get the rest of the terd out.
I hate when that happens!
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Did you say Bill Gross?

I could make a suggestion to cure your problem but thats the advanced class, not available in stores or on the internet.
 
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