(do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?)

[euclid]

Quote from sicktraderII:

No, not yet, but we do reward the kids with some candy for those that exceed normal expectations. It really seems to keep them focused on making sure it stays in one piece during the drop.

Now that's good parenting. My dad used to lift the man-hole cover so that we could all watch his best turds float by after the flush.

 

[sicktraderII]

Quote from euclid:

Now that's good parenting. My dad used to lift the man-hole cover so that we could all watch his best turds float by after the flush.

 

[R. Raskolnikov]

Its more than just that, fiber and water together move that stuff out with a force, but I find that it still leaves behind, well, a mess

Quote from ElCubano:


And there is a NO WIPER....but ya must eat alot of fiber..it's not a myth.

 

[el pollo]

Now this is a bit gross, anybody ever have "The perpetual wipe"....that is when there is a small piece of ka-ka left in your tushie and you did not completely empty your bowel?

You have to just wait to poo to get the rest of the terd out.
I hate when that happens!

 

[Pekelo]

Quote from wee man:

You watch your wife taking a dump?

He pretty much has to..

By the way, real men don't use paper...

P.S.: This thread belongs to shit-shat

 

[R. Raskolnikov]

Looks like you can poo and high five each other pretty easily with that contraption

Quote from Pekelo:

He pretty much has to..

 

[PAPA ROACH]

Quote from silver914:

Not only do I watch my wife wipe her ass, during particularly nasty sex I stick my tongue in there too!

So you've never heard the expression,"I'd eat the corn out of her shit!"?

Must be some ugly women in your neck of the woods.

You'd do well in prison. Salad tosser!

 

[el pollo]

Quote from Pekelo:

P.S.: This thread belongs to shit-shat

It belongs in the Skit-Skat section!

 

[5koverlibor]

Quote from R. Raskolnikov:

Its true, you always need at least one wipe no matter what. But, in those rare occasions where nothing shows on the first wipe, you really don't need to try again unless you wanted to be extra safe. And, if you are leaving the house for any reason, its better to be safe than sticky

Extra safe? When wiping, is there any other way to be? Do you really want to EVER be doing the dried-shat-itch-waltz?

Wipe and wipe until certainty is achieved!

 

[3121]

just learn to not shit on yourself you don't need toilet paper