(do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?)

[spd]

Quote from cashmoney69:

I fold. I find that you get a cleaner wipe with less smearing, and by folding you actually get more on the paper than simply scrunching. Also when you fold your tp, once one side is used, you can fold it over and use the other side. You get more bang for your buck and you get done faster. I've back-tested this method over 10yrs and find this is the best way.

Hope this helps fellow wipers out there.

cm

have you automated this system?

 

[jnbadger]

Quote from zdreg:

it's called intimacy which is an important ingredient of every successful relationship.

I once had a friend who always said his dream was to get a hummer from his wife while taking a crap.

Now THAT's intimacy.

 

[el pollo]

Quote from Compulsive:

I always fold...but once in a while I get a "No Wiper"...and there is really no need for toilet paper with the no wiper.

There is no such thing as a "No Wiper" mate.....you always need two wipes, the first one to see there are no dingleberries, and the second wipe just to confirm the clean break!

I had a nasty 9 wiper this morning.

 

[cashmoney69]

Quote from spd:

have you automated this system?

Yes in fact i have. I hired a lil chineese girl. I pay her 1.00 per event. this is 10x what she made back home. She's close to being retired now.

 

[R. Raskolnikov]

Its true, you always need at least one wipe no matter what. But, in those rare occasions where nothing shows on the first wipe, you really don't need to try again unless you wanted to be extra safe. And, if you are leaving the house for any reason, its better to be safe than sticky

Quote from el pollo:

There is no such thing as a "No Wiper" mate.....you always need two wipes, the first one to see there are no dingleberries, and the second wipe just to confirm the clean break!

I had a nasty 9 wiper this morning.

 

[wee man]

Quote from jnbadger:

I once had a friend who always said his dream was to get a hummer from his wife while taking a crap.

Now THAT's intimacy.

You Americans, all you think about is big ve-hicles..

 

[Topper]

Quote from wee man:

You Americans, all you think about is big ve-hicles..

Speaking of big, does anyone else here keep a photo album of their largest bowel movements?

 

[el pollo]

Quote from Topper:

Speaking of big, does anyone else here keep a photo album of their largest bowel movements?

GOOGLE a web site called "Rate my Poo"!

 

[sicktraderII]

Quote from Topper:

Speaking of big, does anyone else here keep a photo album of their largest bowel movements?

No, not yet, but we do reward the kids with some candy for those that exceed normal expectations. It really seems to keep them focused on making sure it stays in one piece during the drop.

 

[ElCubano]

fold ..no way; we can have a tear right down middle. The old reliable scrunch into a ball lowers that possibility..

And there is a NO WIPER....but ya must eat alot of fiber..it's not a myth.