Cute. The important thing to consider is that you couldn't do a single unweighted pistol squat let alone heavily weighted ones for reps.
I'm not really interested in doing ballerina exercises. Thanks for inquiring, though.
It still amazes me that you post continually about less being more in training, yet when asked if you were making any gains from this approach, you admit that you aren't and then claim that you have such a highly trained physique and are such a physical specimen that the normal types of training wouldn't work for someone like you and you'd have to be in the gym for all hours of the day. And this was even though the writer on the site you continually point to, clarence bass, trained for decades and promoted the less is more approach for himself.
It's almost as if someone must have a willing suspension of disbelief when reading your posts.
The fanciful, far-fetched, and implausible nature of the things you say leave one to question if there is really anything at all behind your posts other than a vivid imagination.