Dealing with a Suicidal islamic Employee

Quote from atticus:

Ha right. So the phone call from Don requesting that I lay off and your apology was entirely Don's idea? You spoofed the Dallas FBI?
Ask Don to show you the original message if you don't believe me. I give him permission.
 
Quote from pspr:

Ask Don to show you the original message if you don't believe me. I give him permission.


You sent Don multiple PMs so post them here. I am sure that Don won't mind.
 
Quote from atticus:

Whether he has proof is immaterial. Stating it publicly (and not acting) is already a violation of federal law....

Which law is that I wonder?
 
Quote from Ripley:

I knew it was going to be mistake when I first hired this guy as an equity analyst. But, it has gone further downhill since then.

His criminal prophet promises him that their god that lies and deceives has 72 (or even more) virgins in heaven if he could kill an infidel. No amount of bonus can get him to to work hard on earth when he can be a martyr and be in heaven chilling with wine and virgins.

How can I fire this guy without getting myself killed? Any thoughts and advice on this greatly appreciated.

Masterful troll. :)
 
Quote from Wide Tailz:

Masterful.

I have 3 islamic employees on my small team and one of them have become more islamic over the last couple of months. I got to look out for myself and my team first and foremost.

Good thing I have done my research over the last year or so, and I know what these guys are up to.
 
Quote from Ripley:

I have 3 islamic employees on my small team and one of them have become more islamic over the last couple of months. I got to look out for myself and my team first and foremost.

Good thing I have done my research over the last year or so, and I know what these guys are up to.

my suggestion is serve free finger foods for breakfast and lunch.

All choices should contain pork and encourage workers to consume said food ubiquitously throughout the workplace so as to be unavoidable.

new work duties to include rotating trash/pick-up patrol.
That will solve your problem.
 
Quote from PHOENIX TRADING:

my suggestion is serve free finger foods for breakfast and lunch.

All choices should contain pork and encourage workers to consume said food ubiquitously throughout the workplace so as to be unavoidable.

new work duties to include rotating trash/pick-up patrol.
That will solve your problem.
That would probably work.
 
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