Quote from Ripley:
I knew it was going to be mistake when I first hired this guy as an equity analyst. But, it has gone further downhill since then.
His criminal prophet promises him that their god that lies and deceives has 72 (or even more) virgins in heaven if he could kill an infidel. No amount of bonus can get him to to work hard on earth when he can be a martyr and be in heaven chilling with wine and virgins.
How can I fire this guy without getting myself killed? Any thoughts and advice on this greatly appreciated.

Quote from Wide Tailz:
Masterful.
Quote from Ripley:
I have 3 islamic employees on my small team and one of them have become more islamic over the last couple of months. I got to look out for myself and my team first and foremost.
Good thing I have done my research over the last year or so, and I know what these guys are up to.
That would probably work.Quote from PHOENIX TRADING:
my suggestion is serve free finger foods for breakfast and lunch.
All choices should contain pork and encourage workers to consume said food ubiquitously throughout the workplace so as to be unavoidable.
new work duties to include rotating trash/pick-up patrol.
That will solve your problem.