Your post is coded on so many levels I'm not sure if it is serious , or sarcasm, or neither, or both. It definitely made me think. And here is what I thought. Francis, the neighbor's thoroughly delightful dog, and I agree that it is too darn hot around these parts during the "dog days" of August. In fact, Francis and I are in agreement on just about everything. Nevertheless, should Francis somehow gain the Republican nomination -- something that until this year we might have thought impossible, there is no way I'd vote for him. Francis wouldn't be competent to run the country. And, unlike the rude and unsuccessful* real estate promoter, Trump, Francis is friendly and likeable.
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* four bankruptcies for the companies he's headed, his management of the family wealth he inherited has produced a return no better than an S&P index fund over the same period -- some say worse, he's devoid of integrity, and he's a pathological liar.