Chuck Norris Trading Facts

on May 6th, 2010, Chuck Norris bought futures contracts to buy 5 billion shares of Proctor and Gamble.

There are only 2.91 billion shares outstanding.

Chuck always gets paid.
 
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Unless you live under a rock, or do not have a sense of humor, you have heard the many Chuck Norris jokes floating around the web.

If you haven't seen it - http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ..

Here is some I made up that only traders will understand..

Chuck Norris gets a .0025 rebate when he HITS INET.
Chuck Norris can see hidden INETs.
Chuck Norris has no Stop Loss, because he never loses.
Chuck Norris hever has crossed quotes, they wouldn't dare!

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Let's hope Chuck Norris doesn't gets into a kickboxing spree in the NYSE when he blows up his account.
 
When Chuck Norris sells an option, it expires immediately.

"What's the point? - I'm doomed," it says in its final last gasps.
 
When Chuck Norris first started trading, he used the Martin Gale method...and he didnt blow his account!

A couple of years ago a guy named Jérôme Kerviel of Société Générale challenged Chuck Norris to a trading contest. You know how that went...
 
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