Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[nutmeg]

Quote from Ivanovich:

LOL

Google "find chuck norris" then click on "feeling lucky" takes you to the page.

 

[quickturtle]

LOL

Quote from Optionspoet:

Ken Lay did not die of a random heart attack.

It was caused by a prank phone call advising him that Chuck Norris had taken a loss on a small investment in Enron. All of his organs ceased functioning almost immediately out of fear.

The story cannot be corroborated because Chuck Norris vaporized the prankster.

Nobody, and I mean, NOBODY, tells a lie about Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.

The lie was not that Chuck Norris owned Enron. He did. But he didn't lose money. He made a huge profit on his LONG investment in Enron.

Nobody has the guts to question how.

 

[TraDaToR]

Chuck Norris scalps profitably with the transaction tax.

 

[TraDaToR]

The SEC once tried to investigate where Madoff funds should have gone. I hope for them they never found.

 

[mister_doodi]

Chuck Norris still has open trades on the March 1999 ES contract, they wouldn't dare to roll over his contracts.

 

[mister_doodi]

Inverted yield curves signal an incoming round-house kick on the stock market by Chuck Norris.

 

[moonlightxpress]

wow, chuck norris was really pissed off over the weekend ...

 

[TraDaToR]

When Chuck Norris sells you an option , it's not just the contract but eventually you that automatically expire ( die ) out of money ( broke ).

 

[danmb280]

Chuck Norris = new stimulus package

His fists will stimulate you to start spending!

 

[hughb]

Quote from nutmeg:

Ya gotta see this.


http://www.nochucknorris.com/

BWAHAHAHAHA! Best one in the thread!