Chuck Norris Trading Facts
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chuck norris had $30m in uninsured deposits at indymac. he did not lose a penny of it.
in fact when he showed up that morning to withdraw his money, there were two lines: one for chuck norris, and one for everyone else. chuck norris doesn't wait for nobody.
when he asked for his $30m back, the fdic gave him $31m.
in fact when he showed up that morning to withdraw his money, there were two lines: one for chuck norris, and one for everyone else. chuck norris doesn't wait for nobody.
when he asked for his $30m back, the fdic gave him $31m.
An academic study just released by the Diversity Council of the University of Harvard Crimson Tide has determined that Americans born on the same day as Chuck Norris are more stupid than Orientals in general.
Diversity Chairperson, Dr. Stunata, reveals that 52% of âChuck Norris Babiesâ when shown a picture of their ass juxtaposed with a hole in the ground could not differentiate between the two. Further, 23% misidentified the objects altogether! A whopping 99.7% of Orientals answered correctly.
Diversity Chairperson, Dr. Stunata, reveals that 52% of âChuck Norris Babiesâ when shown a picture of their ass juxtaposed with a hole in the ground could not differentiate between the two. Further, 23% misidentified the objects altogether! A whopping 99.7% of Orientals answered correctly.
Chuck Norris wears "Ribbed for her Pleasure" condoms inside out for his pleasure.
When Chuck Norris walks into a puddle of water, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris walks into a puddle of water, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.