Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[JSSPMK]

CREDIT SUISSE CHUCK NORRIS

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[JSSPMK]

Chuck Norris doesn't waste time, since joining Credit Suisse at 9.43pm Eastern first investment has been made already & here it is folks.


















































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[JSSPMK]

The man is on fire




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[walter4]

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[thetycoon]

Chuck Norris = Holy Grail

 

[Wallet]

I cant believe you all are making fun of Mr. Norris............... are you crazy. When he reads this it's gonna be trouble.

 

[oriol88]

tommymoose:

Fed day volatility is caused by Chuck Norris violently shaking his trading monitor.

 

[oriol88]

When Chuck Norris trades wrongly, charts move to the left.

 

[37Exchanges]

while everyone else's returns might be compunded, chuck's returns are being googled

 

[BullsEye]

- Chuck Norris is never "short". NEVER.

- Chuck Norris' Options expire from sheer terror, or he exercises them to death. With a Total Gym. He calls them over, puts them on top of the equipment, then he forces them to straddle it. Sometimes, he just strangles them. :eek: