Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[buylo]

Chuck Norris attends every event and owns every watch shown in Trader Monthly.

 

[Optionspoet]

China Life Insurance did not make a pledge to support all children orphaned from the quake out of goodwill and altruism.

It did so because they realized that all Chinese children were fathered by Chuck Norris.

 

[ssblack]

Chuck Norris sold short shares of CYGT to Timothy Sykes.

 

[circadian]

chuck norris took Berkshire Hathaway public...and reserves the right to take it private if it steps out of line.

 

[eagle]

Chuck Norris can't believe that his Mike Huckabee took so much time to accept his lost on White House bid.

 

[SCI new york]

When Chuck Norris buys options, they don't expire. Ever.

 

[Eddiefl]

The market doesnt fill gaps when it wants to. Chuck Norris Tells the market when to fill them.

EF

 

[circadian]

the only reason a market has gaps in the first place is because Chuck punched a hole in it.

 

[Optionspoet]

Chuck Norris purchased Timothy Sykes DVD just so he can have Timothy sign it in person.

This was all a trick. Chuck really just wanted to see if he can squeeze Timothy Sykes into hhe DVD case.

He did.

 

[circadian]

chuck norris has trading screens in front of him and behind him....for the eyes in the back of his head