Chuck Norris Trading Facts

[DT-waw]

Chuck Norris was short a million of bear stearns shares two days before rumors hit the street. He recalls the position as one of his least successful trades...

 

[SCI new york]

Chuck Norris can buy the Bid.

 

[DT-waw]

Chuck Norris can buy the bid, sell the ask and kick your face twice in the mean time.

 

[DT-waw]

Chuck doesn't trade with the trends. Trends follow his trades...

 

[Optionspoet]

Chuck Norris doesn't speculate when he trades hundreds of contracts on hogs, wheat, corn, OJ, coffee, etc.

This is how he goes grocery shopping.

 

[OffTilt]

Chuck Norris doesn't use bid and ask....its give and take.

 

[Optionspoet]

The FED is not concerned with inflation when it cuts rates.

The FED is concerned with the fact that Chuck Norris has a HELOC that is based on the fed funds rate.

 

[SCI new york]

Quote from 1320trader:

Chuck Norris doesn't use bid and ask....its give and take.

10 points LOL

 

[DT-waw]

my favorite: chuck is able to cut water. into three equal halfs.

 

[Optionspoet]

Chuck Norris has not made a single mortgage payment since 1972. As a matter of fact, he never even placed a down payment.

Yet, his Malibu home will never be foreclosed upon. And it has appreciated 10% each and every year.

The California fires, went AROUND his house.

Nobody fucks with Chuck Norris' house...not even fire.