Quote from Covertibility:
A carpenter one day decides he doesn't want to work anymore and decides to become a God. One person lives inside a whale. One can stop the sun from moving across the sky. A talking snake. Cities turned to salt. The bible can't even get the day jesus died right; one has it before Passover, noon of Passover and the day after. And really, Buddha was around before jesus who healed the sick and walked on water. It appears jesus was modeled after Buddha.
christianity is a joke of a religion.
It's been years since I've read the bible but didn't it say lived inside a fish ? And my best guess is a giant sea bass.