Christianity- Enemy Number 1

Quote from Covertibility:

A carpenter one day decides he doesn't want to work anymore and decides to become a God. One person lives inside a whale. One can stop the sun from moving across the sky. A talking snake. Cities turned to salt. The bible can't even get the day jesus died right; one has it before Passover, noon of Passover and the day after. And really, Buddha was around before jesus who healed the sick and walked on water. It appears jesus was modeled after Buddha.

christianity is a joke of a religion.

It's been years since I've read the bible but didn't it say lived inside a fish ? And my best guess is a giant sea bass.
 
Quote from JamesL:

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/07/27/norway.terror.web/index.html?hpt=hp_c1

check out the comment section. Liked this one:

RusTnuts Some of these pictures of him in his various costumes...he should have just accepted his homosexuality and then instead of killing children, his eventual tantrum would have probably been a hair pulling contest with his aryan lover over who got the cats.

Using the logic laid forth in the MSM, he should be a victim and set free. He can't be held morally responsible for this when these crazy Tea Partying bloggers are running their mouths and forcing people to commit murder.
 
Quote from Covertibility:

Just showing how absurd your religion is.

Forgot the dinosaurs in the boat. Earth is only 6000 years old.

Where's the quote?
 
Quote from bugscoe:

And these are the people who call themselves the intellectual class.
That just means that they can't find a decent job, so they are "intellectuals".
 
Quote from pspr:

That just means that they can't find a decent job, so they are "intellectuals".

Perhaps they should connect with Kevin Jennings and become professors of the fisting club?

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Quote from Kassz007:

Don't hold your breath.
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