chew your f*cking food.

[Overnight]

Mate, I've been knocked out, choked out, rammed by Cars, all numerous times and each time Jesus came to me and said "Darc, you're a good Bloke but it's not your time yet". You just haven't been drafted yet Overnight...

*shrugs* The second time I lost consciousness uncontrollably was when I was in a very bad car accident. I was the driver of the car, and I got t-boned on the car's left side by someone in a Camaro going very fast. I faded in and out of consciousness as they cut me out of the car with the Jaws of Life. I did not see God Jesus or Satan. So yo must be more spiritually attuned to the Almighty.

For normal peons like me, these experiences you describe when losing consciousness do not happen I reckon'.

 

[TrailerParkTed]

*shrugs* The second time I lost consciousness uncontrollably was when I was in a very bad car accident. I was the driver of the car, and I got t-boned on the car's left side by someone in a Camaro going very fast. I faded in and out of consciousness as they cut me out of the car with the Jaws of Life. I did not see God Jesus or Satan. So yo must be more spiritually attuned to the Almighty.

For normal peons like me, these experiences you describe when losing consciousness do not happen I reckon'.

I wonder what God and Jesus have against you? All your NDEs, somebody is looking out for you!

 

[Overnight]

I wonder what God and Jesus have against you? All your NDEs, somebody is looking out for you!

I never had a NDE, because I never died. Jeez, why can't you people understand this? I simply lost consciousness for a few minutes. If the heart is still pumping, you're not dead.

You lose consciousness every night when you go to sleep! Do you have a NDE when you fall asleep every night? No!

Oy!

 

[TrailerParkTed]

Yeah, I was going say. Dest would just growl at the Barbell and it would get of him

 

[PoundTheRock]

Another reason to hate almonds.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

Another reason to hate almonds.

But not almond butter.

 

[TrailerParkTed]

Another reason to hate almonds.

Almond growers got hammered with all the rain, a freeze and wind during peak bloom. They were worried about the Drought and more nervous about the flood.

 

[tango29]

They say drowning is an OK way to Die lol. True.

(Did you see anyone, God, Jesus, Satan,?)

Drowning is not a pleasant way to die. I have known a couple people who came close and I won't say I came close, but was put in the position to have to fight the panic reaction, no fun at all.

 

[Frederick Foresight]

And if you're home alone and hopefully have the presence of mind, you can perform the maneuver on yourself:

 

[speedo]

And if you're home alone and hopefully have the presence of mind, you can perform the maneuver on yourself:

Yes, edge of a sofa is good if it's high enough.