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[client#9]

Quote from TGregg:

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Obama:
Hello? Rev. Wright? I've got some bad news. I'm gonna have to disassociate myself from you for awhile.

Rev. Wright:
Why? Is this because of those mother____ing white people? Well, f___ them! I told you they're a bunch of &&^&&^%%$^%###@!

 

[TGregg]

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No Rev. Wright, I won't be able to repaint it and call it The Blackhouse.

 

[ZZZzzzzzzz]

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I'm a young black republican for Obama.

Check out my new hand's free cell phone!

 

[client#9]

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

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Hello? Dad? I'm down at Obama HQ. They've got my hands tied behind my back and they say they're gonna pop me if don't vote for Obama. Did you have to tell everyone we're republicans?

Get the police to get me outa here!

 

[HGTrader]

Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz:

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we're fucked.

 

[client#9]

Quote from TGregg:

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Hello? Do I hafta still give the speach? It's already been credited as the finest speach of our generation on racial issues. In fact, the Huffington Post and Daily Kos already have their reviews written. Looks like mission accomplished to me.

 

[client#9]

Quote from client#9:

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Hello? Do I hafta still give the speach? It's already been credited as the finest speach of our generation on racial issues. In fact, the Huffington Post and Daily Kos already have their reviews written. Looks like mission accomplished to me.

From Michael Medved column at townhall.com:

"Andrew Sullivan expressed similar enthusiasm, and delivered the verdict that “this searing, nuanced, gut-wrenching, loyal and deeply, deeply Christian speech is the most honest speech on race in America in my adult lifetime. It is a speech we have all been waiting for for a generation.”"

I hate to say I told ya so, but.....

 

[client#9]

Quote from TGregg:

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" we's need mo' bad news in iraq ta he`p me win and sh*t."


I wasn't quite sure what to make of this, but I found an ebonics translator at http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp, and I found out that what he was saying in common english is :


"we need more bad news in iraq to help me win."