Caption Contest

ilikefox es · Mar 5, 2008

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Hello?
(0ther party) "I can't hear ya. Would you please talk into the right end of the phone, ya nitwit."

ilikefox es · Mar 5, 2008

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Hello? We're gonna have to come up with a better story on this NAFTA thing. Nobody's buyin the load of crap we been tryin to sell. So get on it. Figure out something for me to say that they'll believe. Ok?

nutmeg · Mar 5, 2008

Yo, MTV? check out my crib.

nutmeg · Mar 5, 2008

Yo, whaddya mean 3:15? What day do we set the clocks back?

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Yes, I can't count to five.

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"911, what is your emergency?"

I have a shock absorber stick up my ass.

ilikefox es · Mar 5, 2008

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Hello? Send over two. One blond and one redhead. And I like em young.

ilikefox es · Mar 5, 2008

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Hey John! Can't ya just picture Hillary in a bikini at the senator's pool party?

FightTheFuture · Mar 5, 2008

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Hello Osama, my friend, the people say they just want change, but nothing specific. Will it help if I change hands? I'm young and inexperienced. I don't belong here. Give me the wrong advice again and I'll tell where you are hiding.

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Lack of respect for the US flag.
I see that the US flag is all wrinkled and mishandled. A sign of things to come.

ilikefox es · Mar 5, 2008

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Hello? Do you know just how self-conscience I feel with a size 15 shoe and calves that are like toothpicks?

ZZZzzzzzzz · Mar 5, 2008

Big feet, big hands, that must mean he has a really big.....

ego...

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Hello? Do you know just how self-conscience I feel with a size 15 shoe and calves that are like toothpicks?

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nutmeg · Mar 5, 2008

Quote from FightTheFuture:

Hello Osama, my friend, the people say they just want change, but nothing specific. Will it help if I change hands? I'm young and inexperienced. I don't belong here. Give me the wrong advice again and I'll tell where you are hiding.

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Lack of respect for the US flag.
I see that the US flag is all wrinkled and mishandled. A sign of things to come.

You have a good point. I noticed that too, but I just wrote it off that this room is probably in the Holiday Inn. I do know that I, if running for President, would not want to be photographed with a wrinkled flag AND I would have mentioned it to someone. I wonder why no one in his entourage noticed that either. This country is becoming a carnival of dunces.