Californian to Texan translation guide

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The problem when you first move to Texas is a lot of right winger nut cases who think the United States of America is the greatest country ever invented. And they feel the same way about their State.
 
The problem when you first move to Texas is a lot of right winger nut cases who think the United States of America is the greatest country ever invented. And they feel the same way about their State.


When you feel outnumbered have you ever stopped to think maybe you're the nutcase?
 
Why are all the nuts and fruits in California?

Because the country is on a slant and they all roll that way.

Why did California get the fruits and nuts, and Texas got the Aggies?

California had first choice.:D
 
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Why are all the nuts and fruits in California?

Because the country is on a slant and they all roll that way.
no, it's because alternative individuals want to get as far away as possible from their conservative always do it by the book go to college work in the family business and compete with your father and older brothers relatives and they just keep running until they end up in Florida and can't go any farther south or California and can't go any farther west or Alaska and can't go any farther north.
 
Leaving the USA is probably the next big story. Where would you go? California isn't far enough away anymore. Some will leave to escape taxes, some will leave looking for freedom. Where would you ever go? Me, I'm born and bred American and got no interest in leaving it. I like most of it, but don't like the way it is going. Would rather post on the internet and try to change it than go look for a brand new country.
 
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