The problem when you first move to Texas is a lot of right winger nut cases who think the United States of America is the greatest country ever invented. And they feel the same way about their State.
Why are all the nuts and fruits in California?
Because the country is on a slant and they all roll that way.

Why are all the nuts and fruits [grown] in California?
no, it's because alternative individuals want to get as far away as possible from their conservative always do it by the book go to college work in the family business and compete with your father and older brothers relatives and they just keep running until they end up in Florida and can't go any farther south or California and can't go any farther west or Alaska and can't go any farther north.Why are all the nuts and fruits in California?
Because the country is on a slant and they all roll that way.