Quote from hii a_ooiioo_a:
Please explain it to me, because it makes no sense to me as it was told
with pleasure

understand that all the monks will do as told: upon realising they have the dot, they will kill themselves that night.
if there was one monk with a dot, 99 without the dot would see it, he would see 99 without dots and would realise he has the dot and kill himself that night.
if there were two monks with dots, let's call them A and B, they would both see 98 monks without dots and 1 monk with a dot, and the 98 monks without dots would see two monks with dots, on the first day.
on the second day, monk A would see that monk B with a dot was still alive and would realise that since no other monks had dots, and that monk B didn't kill himself, that monk B would be seeing a dot on his (monk A's) head. monk B would realise that since monk A didn't kill himself, and that no other monks except monk A had a dot on his head, monk A must be seeing a dot on his head.
that night they would both kill themselves. the next day all the monks would come back and see that there are only 98 monks, so they would know that A and B were the only two infected monks.
the reason it takes 10 days is that the 10 monks with a dot each see 9 monks with dots (they don't see themselves) and the monks without dots see 10 monks with dots. after the 10th day, the monks with dots will see that none of the other 9 monks with a dot killed themselves, and will realise - unless they had commisso and lobster advising them
D) - that everyone else sees a dot on THEIR head and will kill themselves that night.the next day the monks will realise that ten are dead and will know that they themselves don't have a dot on their head.
PS
just in the interest of clearing my good name here
the minute commisso posted his solution, i IM'd him asking him if he was serious with it, because of the icecream remark, i thought he might be joking. i only got the standard "it's zen bro, can't explain it to you" answer, and then lobster came up with some crap about a maths professor not understanding it, so i incorrectly presumed there was no solution to this problem, and that all the talk about it was just meaningless jibber jabber. when it dawned on me that these people were actually trying to EXPLAIN it, i realised that there WAS a solution, and went back and solved it.