Bob Polski tribute, All-time Great Salesman

[trendo]

Quote from William Rennick:

Bob Polski had his handshake trademarked...The Polski Pump

I've heard it said that Bob's trademark handshake managed to convey warmth and sincerity, while at the same time it exerted a subtle form of control over the mooch...er, I mean customer.

 

[flytiger]

Polski just couldn't quit selling. A burglar broke into his home one night. Polski confronted him.

"Silverware? Step this way."
http://www.instantrimshot.com/

 

[Reaver]

Quote from nutmeg:

Btw, the hot dogs taste like shit at those conventions.

LMAO!!

 

[Hydroblunt]

Who the F**K is Bob Polski?

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from Hydroblunt:

Who the F**K is Bob Polski?

He's the Chuck Norris of sales.

 

[flytiger]

Quote from Hydroblunt:

Who the F**K is Bob Polski?

What???!!!!!??? HUH???!!!!! Who's Bob Polski???!!!!! Hrumph!!!! Pshaw!!!! this is outrageous!!!! Why, we won't stand for it.

No idea.

 

[Hydroblunt]

Quote from nutmeg:

He's the Chuck Norris of sales.

Doesn't that make him retarded?

 

[flytiger]

Quote from Hydroblunt:

Doesn't that make him retarded?

We didn't tell you? Chuck reads these boards. :eek:

 

[nutmeg]

Chuck Norris doesn't read ET because some posts contain curse words or violence, sex, homosexuality, the occult, or rebellious children. It hurts his ears.

 

[William Rennick]

Last time Polski ran into Chuck Norris he called him a wimp. After waking up from the resulting roundhouse, Bob says "is that all you got" and sells Norris a Total Gym with extended warranty.

That was Polski